Thursday, October 20, 2005

Apocalypse Now!

Katrina, other disasters fuel doomsday predictions
It’s been 10 months of epic disaster. First there was the tsunami that killed some 250,000 people in Southeast Asia. Then came Hurricane Katrina with its devastating toll on the Gulf Coast, followed by an earthquake that took tens of thousands of lives in South Asia. Now, Hurricane Wilma, one of the most powerful storms ever measured in the Atlantic Basin, is stalking the Florida coast, and experts are warning of a deadly avian flu pandemic.
Today's Rapture Index reading: 159.

What are we supposed to do for the apocalypse- stock up on canned goods? Run and get your duct tape now! Cough, cough, snicker...

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