Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Christ weeps for those of us who have to listen to the Christian(TM) extreme right

"You guys have become the Jews of the 21st century." Michael Horowitz, a senior fellow at the Hudson Institute in Washington, about today's American Christians(TM)

War on Christians Is Alleged

A bunch of Christian(TM) crackheads got together this week to whine and cry about how they are persecuted in America. The quote by Horowitz makes a mockery of the Holocaust and a mockery of war in general. Dead soldiers spin in their graves. Here's a fun fact about these evangelical crackheads:
White evangelicals make up about one-quarter of the U.S. population, and 85 percent of Americans identify themselves as Christians. But three-quarters of evangelicals believe they are a minority under siege and nearly half believe they are looked down upon by most of their fellow citizens, according to a 2004 poll.
I'm serious about the lion feedings. You people need to be taught what persecution really is. Your whining and crying is leading sane people to really become disgusted with Christianity in general, like you are trying to make people want to persecute you. Are you trying to bring violence upon yourselves? You are so pumped about the coming apocalypse that you are trying to hasten it by forcing persecution. You are succeeding in making us roll our eyes at you, you crybabies. Real Christians have distanced themselves from you. You do not represent Christ; you represent hatred and bigotry. That is not Christianity.

Ok, so I'm not really serious about the lion feedings, but I might pay to watch Tom DeLay or John Cornyn get chased around RFK by lions for awhile.

To you "Christians" who claim persecution, verily I say unto you, take your false trademark religion and shove it up @$#%!% Until you start reading your Bibles and learning what real Christianity is, no one is going to take you seriously, and they are going to keep barring you from participating in things, not because of your beliefs, but because you are simply annoying!

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