Dear Lord, please save us from these lunatics

A Creation Museum is being built in Northern Kentucky by a guy who believes that God created the world in six, 24-hour days on a planet just 6,000 years old.

Among Ham's beliefs are that the Earth is about 6,000 years old, a figure arrived at by tracing the biblical genealogies, and not 4.5 billion years, as mainstream scientists say; the Grand Canyon was formed not by erosion over millions of years, but by floodwaters in a matter of days or weeks and that dinosaurs and man once coexisted, and dozens of the creatures — including Tyrannosaurus Rex — were passengers on the ark built by Noah, who was a real man, not a myth.

"When that museum is finished, it's going to be Cincinnati's No. 1 tourist attraction," says the Rev. Jerry Falwell, nationally known Baptist evangelist and chancellor of Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va. "It's going to be a mini-Disney World."

The largest museum of its kind in the world, it hopes to draw 600,000 people from the Midwest and beyond in its first year.

Now, tell me again why the Midwest is offended when we talk about how backwards they are? Ahh, because it's not backwards, it's just whacked.

How did Noah keep T-Rex from eating everything on the ark?